Två universitet i Middlesex och Surrey har genomfört en gemensam studie om hur vida män och kvinnor kan skilja på citat från dömda våldtäksmän och meningar från kända killtidingar så som FHM och Loaded. Studien visar inte bara att många inte kan särskilja de två utgångspunkterna utan till och med tycker att sexförbrytarna inte är lika nedsättande som de från killtidnigarna. Här är ett urval av citaten med svaren nedanför. Kommentera gärna hur bra ni kunde skilja på de två! Var inte blyga nu.
1. There's a certain way you can tell that a girl wants to have sex . . . The way they dress, they flaunt themselves.
2. Some girls walk around in short-shorts . . . showing their body off . . . It just starts a man thinking that if he gets something like that, what can he do with it?
3. A girl may like anal sex because it makes her feel incredibly naughty and she likes feeling like a dirty slut. If this is the case, you can try all sorts of humiliating acts to help live out her filthy fantasy.
4. Mascara running down the cheeks means they've just been crying, and it was probably your fault . . . but you can cheer up the miserable beauty with a bit of the old in and out.
5. What burns me up sometimes about girls is dick-teasers. They lead a man on and then shut him off right there.
6. Filthy talk can be such a turn on for a girl . . . no one wants to be shagged by a mouse . . . A few compliments won't do any harm either . . . ‘I bet you want it from behind you dirty whore' . . .
7. You know girls in general are all right. But some of them are bitches . . . The bitches are the type that . . . need to have it stuffed to them hard and heavy.
8. Escorts . . . they know exactly how to turn a man on. I've given up on girlfriends. They don't know how to satisfy me, but escorts do.
9. You'll find most girls will be reluctant about going to bed with somebody or crawling in the back seat of a car . . . But you can usually seduce them, and they'll do it willingly.
10. There's nothing quite like a woman standing in the dock accused of murder in a sex game gone wrong . . . The possibility of murder does bring a certain frisson to the bedroom.
11. Girls ask for it by wearing these mini-skirts and hotpants . . . they're just displaying their body . . . Whether they realise it or not they're saying, ‘Hey, I've got a beautiful body, and it's yours if you want it.'
12. You do not want to be caught red-handed . . . go and smash her on a park bench. That used to be my trick.
13. Some women are domineering, but I think it's more or less the man who should put his foot down. The man is supposed to be the man. If he acts the man, the woman won't be domineering.
14. I think if a law is passed, there should be a dress code . . . When girls dress in those short skirts and things like that, they're just asking for it.
15. Girls love being tied up . . . it gives them the chance to be the helpless victim.
16. I think girls are like plasticine, if you warm them up you can do anything you want with them.
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On thursday there was a late night halloween market in town. Me and James arrived at six and it had already gone completely dark. 
Where we had the most amazingly delicious hamburgers. Ah heavens!
We went to the lake to feed the swans. It's great having the thames so nearby.
Only to return to the market to find a mariachi band playing "La Cucharacha". We weren't sure about how halloweeny it was, but it was great!
And then we met up with stef and a few others to spend the rest of halloween watching horror movies and eat popcorn. (We watched the Purge, it was ok, not recommended)
Then on saturday it was Ed's halloween party.
Me and James went as Courtney Love and Kurt Cobain.
Stef as dead Snow white
Ed (as butthead, from bevis and butthead) and Pippa (as a chinadoll)
And then, my probably all time favourite costume: Helena and Tom as a Chav couple.
